Valhali · 12 October 2026 · 18:25 to 00:38 server time

Meat Factories and Bonemass

Six Vikings push into the swamp, meet the Bog Witch, kill the first Abomination and build a portal to Bonemass, while Spenglerian fixes the meat shortage with a butcher knife. Replay the night on the map, or step through it one moment at a time.

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Map of the Valhali world around the session's routes

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Replay

Each line is one player's path. Gold rings are story moments and skulls are deaths. The fog clears 50 m around everywhere someone went, tonight or in an earlier week.

19:37 – 00:14

The road to Bonemass

The crew's first full night in the swamp: a camp that kept killing its guests, the Bog Witch, the first Abomination, a Vegvisir in a crypt, and by midnight a portal to Bonemass.

  1. The swamp camp

    Uggeli and Crusherina come through the portal to the swamp camp and click its beds. Within twelve minutes Crusherina has died five times and Uggeli once, both to Skeleton Mages at 19:48. At 19:52 Crusherina kills a level-2 bear in the middle of the camp.

  2. Arrows for everyone

    Crusherina fletches 300 bone arrows in one go, drops 100 for Sfin at the base and 100 for Uggeli at the swamp camp 40 seconds later. She makes 449 by the end of the night, and both of them shoot troll bone bows she made.

  3. The Bog Witch

    Uggeli finds the Bog Witch and talks to her twice. Fourteen seconds after the second chat, Crusherina and Uggeli are hitting her Kvastur, which the game describes as "a witch's best friend". Two Kvastur trophies end up in a base chest.

  4. The first Abomination

    In the same minute, 125 m east, Petteri kills the crew's first Abomination. 52 of its 54 hits are his, 4,872 damage in all.

  5. Underground

    Uggeli opens the first sunken crypt. Tonight he goes underground 15 times and Crusherina 13, and they open 37 treasure chests between them.

  6. The Vegvisir

    Deep in a crypt, Crusherina, Uggeli and Sfin read the Bonemass Vegvisir, all three within 49 seconds.

  7. Scouting

    Uggeli runs from the swamp camp about 2.5 km east and back in 33 minutes, picking blueberries on the way. Out there he finds Bonemass.

  8. A new camp

    Uggeli builds a hut with four beds about halfway out. At 23:07 he and Crusherina go into a forest crypt 190 m to the south, where the Vegvisir they find points to the Elder, whom they killed twice last week.

  9. Renovation

    While they are off clearing two crypts, Spenglerian takes down nine of Uggeli's roof pieces, both his doors and five of his walls, and builds his own camp: 183 pieces, ten of them chests, in under half an hour.

  10. The portal

    Spenglerian and Uggeli split the job. Uggeli leaves the new camp at 23:31 and runs about 1 km east, while Spenglerian puts up a portal called bonemass at the swamp camp. At 23:39 Uggeli places the far end by Bonemass and names it Bonemass. Five seconds later he fixes the capital B so the two connect. Crusherina is first through, at 23:42.

  11. One more corpse run

    A Draugr kills Uggeli 380 m past the portal. He wakes at the new camp, runs 1.3 km back to the swamp camp, goes through the portal, collects his grave and is home at 00:14.

22:14 – 22:24

The case of the six horses

At 22:23 six tame horses died next to Spuggeli's Crossing in 11 seconds. Spenglerian had joined nine minutes earlier, late from real-life work, and was the only Viking there.

  1. The crew had been eating horse all night

    Before 22:23 the cooks had already pulled 82 horse meat out of the base chests for horse soup and horse sticks, 42 of it by Crusherina. The server was low on meat.

  2. The last of the meat

    At 22:22:38 Spenglerian cooks 10 horse sticks with 15 horse meat from the chests.

  3. The knife

    Nine seconds later he equips a Butcher Knife, "designed specifically for slaughtering tamed animals", says the game. At 22:22:55 he pets the tame grizzly twice.

  4. Eleven seconds

    From 22:23:02 to 22:23:13 six level-3 tame horses die, each to a single hit of 717 to 1,266 damage. The last two fall where he had just petted the grizzly. He picks up 68 horse meat, 72 hides and 4 horse trophies, puts the trophies in a base chest at 22:24 and takes the portal to the swamp.

  5. Previous convictions

    His first horse, a wild one on 21 September, took 16 hits for one hide and one meat. On 5 October he took a Butcher Knife to four two-star tame horses in the pen. With tonight's six, that is ten tame horses in a week.

Horse meat cooked out of the base chests
CookMeatInto
Crusherina63horse soup and sticks, 42 of it before the knife
Uggeli168 horse soups
Spenglerian1510 horse sticks, 24 seconds before the first horse died
Sfin9horse sticks
Total103

Verdict

Spenglerian, with the Butcher Knife, for the meat. The crew had eaten through the stock, which makes every cook an accessory. Whether Leikkele, Hörs, Julius or Reiska was among the six, nobody knows.

19:04 – 00:03

36 deaths

The swamp took most of them, four by poison and one by a Skeleton Mage's fire. Nobody drowned.

  1. Uggeli: one hit from a troll, before anyone else is on
  2. Sfin: freezing on a mountain, then a wolf
  3. Crusherina: the first of five at the swamp camp
  4. Crusherina: the fifth, six and a half minutes later
  5. Petteri: a Draugr archer; logs off 41 seconds after respawning
  6. spira: a grizzly, after 35 minutes standing in his pen
  7. Uggeli: Blob poison in a crypt
  8. Petteri: back three minutes, a Skeleton Mage
  9. Petteri's fifth death in 25 minutes, 83 seconds after his last corpse run; he logs off four seconds after respawning
  10. Crusherina: a wild razorback, the night spira shows off a tame one
  11. Spenglerian, to a Draugr; he respawns stuck behind the bed at Beacon Hill and breaks all three beds to get out
  12. Spenglerian: a 46-damage blunt hit, then Blob poison. With his beds broken, he wakes at the spawn stones
  13. spira: a boar, for 14 damage
  14. Uggeli: a Draugr past the Bonemass portal, the last death
Deaths
Crusherina14
Uggeli6
Petteri6
spira5
Spenglerian3
Sfin2
PiÑa0

Draugr of all kinds killed 11, swamp skeletons 6, poison and fire 5, wolves 4, Skeleton Mages 3, trolls 2 and Wraiths 2; a grizzly, a razorback and a boar got one each.

20:21 – 21:54

The case of the still tamer

spira spent the night alone, three minutes near anyone, at a pen of wolves and grizzlies about 330 m south of Beacon Hill. Twice he stood still there for more than half an hour. Breeding, or away from the keyboard?

  1. Two long waits

    From 20:21 to 20:56 and from 21:20 to 21:54 he never moved more than 15 m. He did little else: a wall placed and removed in the first wait, one greyling killed in the second.

  2. Breeding needs company

    Tame animals only breed with a player nearby, and both waits were inside the pen.

  3. Friends

    He petted tame wolves 65 times and grizzlies 36 times, and at 22:01 at Beacon Hill a tame razorback, the crew's first. Another 24 wolf pets and 5 grizzly pets did nothing, so not every animal was tame yet. He dropped 221 raspberries and 94 blueberries in the pen and at Beacon Hill, food for the grizzlies and the razorback.

  4. Not friends

    The first wait ended at 20:56:57, when a grizzly hit him for 34 while he was on 25 health. Wolves killed him three times tonight and a boar once. He killed 22 wolves, ate 11 cooked wolf meat and put 30 wolf pelts in a chest.

Verdict

Probably breeding: 69 minutes in the pen, among the animals, which is what breeding needs. What was born, only spira knows. The grizzly at 20:56 had its own view of the arrangement.

20:01 – 23:18

The tusk hunt

In Sfin's words: "Crusherina made me a bow, which used up Razorback's tusks, so I went on an adventure to find more tusks." It took two trips, a narrow escape and a bear stuck in the trees.

  1. A bow from Crusherina

    At Spuggeli's Crossing Sfin picks up the troll bone bow Crusherina has just made, and 100 of her bone arrows. Fifty minutes later he is out hunting razorbacks.

  2. Two easy ones

    Just west of the swamp camp he kills two razorbacks in 14 seconds. By 21:00 their two tusks and four leather are home at Spuggeli's Crossing.

  3. Two hard ones

    About 400 m west of the swamp camp he finds two more, a one-star and a two-star, and they gang up on him. Five hits in 37 seconds take him down to 18 health, and one of his own swings hits a pine tree. He runs about 400 m back to the swamp camp portal, past a bear stuck between the trees, and is home at 22:33.

  4. Round two

    After a good night's sleep and a bow repair, he goes back through the portal. The bear is still stuck. This time he sneaks up on them one at a time, opening each fight with a fire bolt from his crossbow and finishing it with bear claws. The one-star dies at 22:54, the two-star 76 seconds later, and he ends on 89 health. "I defeated them finally gloriously."

  5. The haul

    He keeps going west to look for pretty places, then heads home. At 23:18 he drops off 22 tusks at Spuggeli's Crossing, eleven times the first trip's haul. Half a minute later he upgrades the bow to level 3.

The crew

Glory and shame

Server rule: you may bring an old character and old gear, and the others may tease you for it. Gear that helps the whole server is exempt, and a wolf cape is borderline because it keeps the cold away.

Spenglerian

The butcher, the builder and the bed-breaker

1.7 h online35 kills3 deaths

Good at
Building in a hurry: 183 pieces at the new camp in under half an hour.
Bad at
Leaving work at work: he arrived at 22:14 still wearing the work rig that records his brain activity. Also beds, and being good company for a horse.

Glory

  • Joined at 22:14 and still placed more pieces than anyone: 224.
  • Built the swamp-camp end of the Bonemass portal while Uggeli ran the far end out east.
  • Ended the meat shortage: 68 horse meat and 72 hides in 11 seconds.

Shame

  • Petted the tame grizzly seven seconds before butchering six tame horses next to it.
  • Woke up behind the bed at Beacon Hill, clicked it 18 times, then crafted a hammer and broke all three beds to get out. His next death sent him to the spawn stones.
  • Took nine roof pieces and both doors off Uggeli's new hut while Uggeli was in a crypt.

Sfin

Crossbowman, explorer and tusk hunter

4.8 h online39 kills2 deaths

Good at
Bolts by the hundred: 60 bone and 40 fire bolts, plus 12 Queen's Jam and 20 bronze nails.
Bad at
Staying on his feet: 17 falls for 140 damage, the most tonight.

Glory

  • Went back for the one-star and two-star razorbacks that had nearly killed him, took them one at a time and brought home 22 tusks.
  • Fewest deaths of anyone who went into the swamp: two.
  • Killed a bear at the swamp camp and read the Bonemass Vegvisir with Crusherina and Uggeli.
  • Went looking for pretty places, as far as 800 m west of the swamp camp: maybe the perfect sauna spot, maybe some other creation. Also put 34 tin ore in the swamp camp chests.

Shame

  • Round one of the tusk hunt: two razorbacks took him down to 18 health, and one of his swings hit a pine tree.
  • Fifteen minutes in, he froze on a mountain and a wolf finished him with one bite.
  • 17 falls. The ground won most of his fights tonight.

Uggeli

Trailblazer of the swamp

5.9 h online120 kills6 deaths

Good at
Covering ground: 43 km, 15 trips underground, 20 treasure chests, 142 blueberry bushes and the most kills tonight.
Bad at
Manners at the Bog Witch's. Also trolls.

Glory

  • Found the Bog Witch, read the Bonemass Vegvisir, scouted the trail east and found Bonemass.
  • Built the new camp, then ran about 1 km east in seven minutes to put up the far end of the Bonemass portal.
  • The longest night: on at 18:25, off at 00:17.

Shame

  • Talked to the Bog Witch twice, then helped kill her Kvastur fourteen seconds later.
  • Named the portal Bonemass and needed five seconds to make it bonemass. Spenglerian had the same trouble with "Home" the two weeks before.
  • One-shot by a troll at 19:04, before anyone else was online: the night's first death, for the third week running.

PiÑa

On a real-life quest for Petteri

0.0 h online0 kills0 deaths

Good at
Not dying: no deaths, no falls, the cleanest record on the server.
Bad at
Being here.

Glory

  • His bronze atgeir spent the night in the swamp in Uggeli's hands.
  • The only Viking nothing killed tonight.

Shame

  • Missed the Bog Witch, the first Abomination and the portal to Bonemass.
  • Away on a real-life quest. Petteri's fault.

Petteri

Abomination-slayer on a work break

1.4 h online50 kills6 deaths

Good at
Big things: the first Abomination. And kills per hour: about 36, the best rate tonight.
Bad at
The swamp after dark: six deaths in 1.4 hours.

Glory

  • Killed the crew's first Abomination at 20:10, with 52 of its 54 hits.
  • 50 monsters while switching between real-life work and the game.
  • Brought poison resistance mead to the swamp and drank three.

Shame

  • Tries to balance real-life work and gameplay: 1.4 hours in the game on a six-hour night.
  • Kept dying and kept doing corpse runs: back at 21:56, he died five times in 25 minutes, made three corpse runs for four graves and died again within three minutes of each one. He logged off four seconds after his last respawn.
  • Still in the old character's padded armour with the Draugr Fang bow, shooting needle arrows made by Fotto, a character who isn't on this server.
  • Sends PiÑa on real-life quests.

Crusherina

Fletcher, outfitter and frequent respawner

5.3 h online68 kills14 deaths

Good at
Arming the crew: 449 bone arrows, 200 of them handed to Sfin and Uggeli, troll bone bows for both, a bronze mace for Uggeli, and the crew's first Berserker chest and Elder battlehammer.
Bad at
Staying alive: 14 deaths, the most tonight.

Glory

  • Survived on 0.7 health against a Greydwarf Elite and on 2.5 against a Draugr, eight minutes apart.
  • First through the Bonemass portal, at 23:42.
  • Killed a level-2 bear and two level-2 trolls, and went underground 13 times.

Shame

  • Five deaths in six and a half minutes at the swamp camp, three of them less than 25 seconds after getting up.
  • Killed by a wild razorback on the night spira showed off a tame one.

spira

Beast-tamer of the wolf pen

4.6 h online70 kills5 deaths

Good at
Making friends: 65 pets on tame wolves, 36 on grizzlies, and the crew's first tame razorback.
Bad at
Making friends with the ones that aren't tame yet. Also company: three minutes near anyone all night.

Glory

  • Survived a Fenring on 1.4 health and killed it.
  • The hardest hit on a wild creature tonight: 153 on a wolf.
  • Kept the animals company for 69 minutes so they could breed.

Shame

  • Killed by a boar, for 14 damage.
  • The animal-lover killed 22 wolves, 12 boars, 12 necks, 6 deer, 2 sheep, a fox and a grizzly, ate 11 cooked wolf meat and put 30 wolf pelts in a chest.
  • Still the best-dressed Viking in the pen: the old character's padded armour, silver mace and black metal shield.

The numbers

Tonight in numbers

Night 4's titles, its records and every Viking's numbers. Ties share a title. The Leaderboards add up every night, and the record book keeps the best ones.

Tonight's titles

Records and new leaders

17 more in the record book

Badges earned tonight

Every Viking, tonight

◆ leads (gold: the more the better; ember: the more the worse) wooden spoon: last placeClick a column to sort

Combat & bosses

Monsters slain, beasts hunted, and the hits that did it.

Combat & bosses, n4
Uggeli (top)12012 (top)62879.0
spira70 (top)21186 (top)153.4
Crusherina68348679.1
Petteri50 (last)1233152.1
Sfin3910 (last)184 (last)48.7
Spenglerian (last)353188109.2

Deaths & mishaps

Every way a Viking has met the ground, the sea or the business end of something.

Deaths & mishaps, n4
Crusherina (top)149 (top)3856
Petteri651961
Uggeli6103815
spira511220 (top)16
Spenglerian381373
Sfin2 (top)171370

Gathering & hauling

Wood, ore and stone, and who keeps the furnaces fed.

Gathering & hauling, n4
Spenglerian (top)557 (top)215106066
Uggeli372163 (top)107 (top)86 (top)516
Crusherina21319731 (last)0173
spira18044 (last)016 (last)0
Sfin243154 (last)031
Petteri (last)17 (last)5146121

Building, crafting & exploring

Walls raised, roads laid, gear made, and new ground under the boots.

Building, crafting & exploring, n4
Spenglerian (top)154 (top)493116.10.08
Uggeli1360189 (top)42.5 (top)1.37
spira756 (last)121.6 (last)0.05
Crusherina00 (top)52331.80.30
Petteri0017 (last)9.90.21
Sfin0018517.50.25

Miscellany

Everything else worth counting.

Miscellany, n4
Uggeli (top)5.956 (top)140
Crusherina5.3 (top)5700
Sfin4.83810
spira4.6320 (top)105
Spenglerian1.74606
Petteri (last)1.4 (last)20110